me: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
them: I don´t know!
me: They're easier to spot!!
A Troll Story I Came Up With
Ok, so this is the story of how my mothe r is a junkie. It all started when I was about 15, I was taking care of my younger siblings when my mother came in the house stumbling around. I was confused. I didn’t know what was going on. This happened for about 3 years. When I finally realized what was going on, I asked my mother about her substance and drug abuse. She denied it, as most people...
This Really Happened!!
her: I just learned something new!
me: What did you learn?
her: I just learned how to use a tampon by watching a YouTube video!
me: wtf?! lmao!!!
her: Don´t laugh at me! i never used tampons! i had a fear they would get stuck inside me :(
Cheesy Pick-up Lines →
racist joke :D
stranger 1: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
stranger 2: i don´t know, what?
stranger 1: Boyscouts come back from their camps!
this song has some deep meaning in the worlds...
Roses only bloom for a short while
The rush of battle is often a potent and lethal addiction,for war is a drug– Chris Hedges